Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

Farnish

1. To cherish

2. To disintegrate

1. I farnish my belongings because they were handed down from my great grandparents.

2. The sugar farnished in the water.

by THE NISHER May 13, 2010

ferris bueller moment

Also known as a "bueller moment", when you stare into a painting and see forever. Can be a result of intoxication or a very captivating work of art, or both.

We went to the Art Institute of Chicago and Cameron had a total ferris bueller moment.

by marimo April 22, 2011

fartism

the act of farting uncontrollably. usually after eating a giant can of beans.

last year in summer camp johnny won the fartism award

by kelly furtado November 4, 2008

Fardis

Someone who is very cheap, and likes men.

Can you buy me a chocolate?..... na i cant im fardis

by dude9929 August 2, 2011

Farmist

A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.

"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2

by obobobaba February 28, 2017

Con Fartist

The act of tricking another into believing that you will not fart on them, when indeed you do fart on them.

Ask your little brother to check the back of your pants for a stain, then rip a huge ass fart in the fucker's face.

person 1: "hey bro, can you check the back of my pants for a grass stain? I ate shit earlier."

person 2: "No problem, amigo."

person 1: (unloads massive flatulent)

person 2: ahhh, you fucking con fartist.

by El Kento March 20, 2011