Facebook 

The second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k.

A: Hey did u know the word Facebook is the second most famous word that begins with f and ends with k?

B: What's the first?

A: *troll face*

Facebook by HappyAlexR July 24, 2011

Facebook 

Fays-buk;noun: A Social Networking site that once acquired is a complete burn to your private life whether you have one or not due to picture uploads and checking-in. The primitive base for break-ups, procrastination, pedophilia, and job termination.

Facebooker One: So what did you do this weekend?

Facebooker two: Oh I went to Karens party and got drunk off beer pong.

Facebooker one: I Saw

Facebook by Lcrox07 August 16, 2011

Facebook 

A site in the Internet that allows unemployed people to feel productive.

Hey Man, thanks for taking me out to lunch, but I have to get back to Facebook now!

Facebook by jeffstick July 12, 2012

Facebook 

A imaginary place where losers can pretend to have friends.

Facebook is a cool place, I have 200 friends and 110 are girls.

Have fun kissing your screen loser!

Facebook by sundowncreeping February 7, 2013

Facebook 

A destructive tool that guys/girls, who normally would have no chance at this in real life, attempt to steal your boy/girlfriend and ruin your relationship via the chat option, message option, and stupid pictures where they are melodramatic and usually shirtless showing off their not-quite-there muscles or their not-so-pretty body.

1- Hey did you hear about Jim and Kim?
2- No What happened?
1- Facebook.
2- Oh sh*t...tough times, man, tough times.

Facebook by Facebook_Hater February 5, 2010

Facebook 

A place where people can meet otherpeople online or friend request people without ever having to meet them or have a face to face conversations. Aka a waste of time.

Luke: Hey Marry, I say your pictures the other night on facebook. You look great!

Marry: Who are you?

Facebook by bethany020 February 8, 2010

Facebook 

One of the best ways to be stalked on the internet.

People can see my school, city, and state on Facebook if I don't put it on 'Private'.

Facebook by anditwasamazing October 4, 2010