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Ever wonder why we're here

One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?
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Ever wonder why we're here?
by A Incredible Pseudonym January 18, 2019
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dont ever

Checklists of things never do if you say that you say that you love someone or are in fact in love with them; Doing any of these things just proves the complete opposite:

cheat on them, ignore them, don't communicate with them for more than a day, lie to them, hide your feelings from them, say that you are busy, forget things that you've both talked about, text only and not call, not include them in your life, shut them out, don't confide in them, don't appreciate them, ignore them or their attempts to be close to you, push them away, fear love, fear the future with them, question what it is that you both are in, hurt them at their most vulnerable moment, demean them, think that they are less than or not worthy of you, take the easy way out, joke about intimate things shared between you two, pick on their weaknesses or any type of behavior that diminishes what once was a beautiful, amazing, loving thing shared between you two.
If it's so difficult to let go of...dont ever do those things again. Those things destroy something that could have been amazing, special and epic.
by false love hurts everyone October 5, 2013
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Boy, If I Ever!

The first thing a friends father tells two young boys who drew dicks on their friends car.
Boy 1: "I'm sorry sir. We should have never drew dicks on Steve's car. We'll never do it again."

Boy 2: "Really sir, never again."

Father: "Boy, If I Ever! EVER, catch you drawing dicks on my car, I'll shoot you boys on spot, with a shotgun.
by poopscooploop September 17, 2009
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everlong

the best goddamn song ever, no matter what you say
I just heard everlong for the first time, and if I die right now i have still lived a full life because of it.
by raffy December 25, 2003
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everlong

a really great song by a really great band...its about being in love and not wanting it to end.
come down and waste away with me...down with me...
by ilikefoo September 3, 2005
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D'Evelyn

The gayest high school ever made. In the middle of nowhere in Colorado, across the street from a jail. With a lesbian principal that pounds herself every night, the rules are fucking ridiculous.
Godammit I'm going to D'Evelyn next year.
by Filsonator May 3, 2011
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worst pain ever

Trigeminal Neuralgia, a condition in which it feels very much as though one's face is simultaneous being jabbed with many needles and being crushed to a pulp while being ripped off along one (or if one's exceedingly unfortunate, both) sides while one's eyeballs are being pumped to the point of searing, throbbing explosion from behind and one's teeth on that side all seem to have advanced to a state of crumbly, black pulp-mangling decay.
Joanne (curled up in a fetal ball and clutching the right side of her face with twitching fingers): I can't stand it... it's the worst pain ever!

Ben: Worse than your last little girl?

Joanne: ... that pain didn't even register, compared to this.
by Haystack June 25, 2009
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