how is that even an option?

When a choice someone makes has no logical or acceptable reason why it was made and you have to question how it even became an option before said choice was made.

John: That lady at the gym with a mustache can bench 300.

Larry: She has a mustache? How is that even an option?

Potato Bob: So yea, I got a pet Dandelion the other day.

Larry: ...How is that even a option? Of all the pets you could choose from you got a pet plant. You could have got something normal like a cat, a dog, a bird or even something a little different like a ferret or pig but you chose a motherfucking Dandelion? QUESTION FUCKING MARK. THE FUCK IS YOU TALM BOUT?

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

don't even fret

calm down

person 1 *freaking out*
Me "chill out, don't even fret dog"

by OoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOOOooOoIoUUIOEb May 7, 2018

I was not even trying

what kids say when they lose to someone with something better in a online game.

player 1: LOL I HAD A PISTOL AND YOU HAD A AK47 AND I STILL WON, HAHAHAHAH TRASH.
player 2: Shut up idiot I was not even trying

by Arrow5000 September 12, 2019

Don't even @ me

A phrase used on social media when you say something bold or controversial and don't want people to reply or make a conjecture against your statement.

Karen: 5G causes corona, don't even @ me!
Everyone else: ...

by FangYT May 14, 2020

can you even

A response one would make to an annoying remark.

*guy says a dumb thing*
"Can you even?!?"

by McBae September 7, 2016

I'm not even trolling

When you aren't trolling. Straight up, something crazy happened and people don't believe you.

"I'm not even trolling bro, I 360 no-scope headshot that default from across the map!"

by trendSetter6969 December 14, 2021

Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011