coast envy

A feeling of inferiority causing normally down-to-earth midwesterners to compensate for their location by adopting elitist attitudes and snobbish tastes.

Illinois would be a nice, homespun Midwestern state but for all those Chicagoans and their coast envy.

by ajms84 June 21, 2009

zipcode envy

who wouldn't want to know someone from 91201? or 10001? it just makes them so much cooler without even knowing them....can you imagine living there?

i wasn't interested in paula until i had zipcode envy when i saw she lives in 91201 area...she's now my new bestie!!!!

by crepsuzett1 September 27, 2013

Vaccine Envy

Being resentful because some has had their COVID-19 vaccinations and you have not

I was going to take my at vaccinated grandpa to the store but he can take himself. I have Vaccine envy. He is better protected than me.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

dog envy

When you see other people out with their dogs and you wish you had brought your dog.

“The festival was fun but we should have brought Rigby. We spent the whole time suffering some serious dog envy.

by Ctuckrun June 1, 2018

scrotum envy

the jealous feelings harboured towards a mans balls, similar to penis envy.

After years of taking performance enhancing drugs, Bill experienced sever scrotum envy when he realized he didn't quite measure up in the locker room.

by bobjoebill March 16, 2017

Cat envy

A vehement desire to be a cat due to:
(1) a belief in superiority of cat kind or
(2) the capacity to piss all over humans (cat owner/carer) and get away with it on the grounds of extreme cuteness or
(3) a more simplistic admission of similarities in behaviour/attitude

Dude I think she wished she was a cat everyday. Girl's got a serious case of cat envy!

by Boiling Kettle May 8, 2016

check envy

When you go to the check cashing spot with a check for more then the tellers salary , and they either deny services or hassle you about ID's and verification because they are jealous.

"They told me I needed proof of address. I cash the same check here every week with the same I.D. , she just got check envy."

by tweak201 February 25, 2009