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Entangled Dick Hair

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.
Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.
by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2013
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you're typing this because you're fucking bored go do something with your life pls for your sake
me, bored: goes to web browser
sees 'search or enter web address'
types it and presses enter
ends up on urban dictionary
makes account and posts definition
the end
by hellabent January 4, 2021
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When submitting an entry on Urban Dictionary, DO NOT use the Enter key. The page will be refreshed and anything inputted will be gone. This can prove extremely frustrating, especially if you took an hour to write a well thought-out entry.
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Entercom Communications:

An American radio station group, kind of like Clear Channel, but less worse. They like to buy indepedently ran radio stations then once they take control of the station they immediately flip to some sell out format.
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I just want some recognition and praise I work so hard please just a little pat on the head look at me I'm burnt out and I'm terrified of failure and of being second best at anything please show me that you appreciate me.
(I am aware of the fact that this is highly stereotypical but it's also very true)
"Why did Jane get so quiet all of a sudden?"
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by francescunt November 29, 2021
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