ejaculation

To verbally exclaim in fright or joy.

He ejaculated right then in class when he heard who won the presidential election.

by Keta September 8, 2003

premature ejaculation

The thing that happened to Jim (from AMERICAN PIE) when he was tryint to finger the hot exchange student

1) Don't ever tell another man that you prematurely ejaculate or else he's going to unevitablty laugh at your loser face.

2) If you are a premature ejaculator die.

by wismty May 19, 2005

ejaculation

semen shootin out of a "pe-nis" for a bitch to suck down her tubes

catch this ejaculation hoe! 8====D

by Marcus February 11, 2003

reverse ejaculation

When the male penis starts to suck in whatever is around instead excreating sperm, it can eventually cause the penis to implode on itself such as a dying star

I better get to the doc's office because by penis is starting to suck in my clothes. I think I have reverse ejaculation

by Captain Klamydia January 19, 2009

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

Multiple Ejaculation

When a man or a women Ejaculate Multiple times. Men can do this between the age of 14 and 25, and find it difficult when older, and have to take longer periods before stimulation. Women can very rarely cum, but can easily muliple ejaculate. A man can have an orgasm without cumming

a came twice, all over her perky tits(MULTIPLE EJACULATION)

by ROBERT SAVAGE June 11, 2006

Ejacucation

ejacu-cation
- the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who poops) falls subject to an anal orgasm and an ejaculation even more furious than the poop from which it ensued

*This act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their anus.

After consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, Timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating "Hungry Hungry Hippo."

by WatchesYouPoop April 6, 2013