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Easter Dick

When a guy with a huge cock fucks a bitch with a tiny hole and when he pulls out his dick is covered in blood making it look like its colored like an easter egg.
"Yo bro, i fucked this little ass bitch yesterday and her hole was so tiny that i got easter dick!"

-EvaGetCrunk-
by EvaGetCrunk July 6, 2016
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Easter Bunny

A used automobile from the eastern provinces or states, where humidity and excessive salt combine to cause premature rust.
I searched for a used car in Alberta, but most of the lots were full of Easter Bunnies. An Easter Bunny is usually easy to identify by the corroded aluminum surfaces under the hood, especially on the radiator and engine. I guess since used cars are worth so little out east, they ship them here and get a good price from unsuspecting or naive buyers.
by rpn453 January 21, 2011
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Easter Bussy

Drunk Person Slurred Trying to say Easter Bunny
" Err Gargle , Hey Did vu C the Easter Bussy Around here Bro ?"
by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022
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easter egg

When a gay Mexican man puts his left or right hand up his ass and pulls out little bits of shit that are round, looking like eggs. He then can throw them or just keep them for later.
Man that man over there is looking for easter eggs. His arm is up his ass.
by Sir J. May 13, 2005
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Easter In The Chinese New Year, also known as April Twentieth or 4/20, is a day of celebration for Your Favorite Plant- Marijuana!
"Oh Shit, it's Easter In The Chinese New Year- lets smoke 4 blunts and 20 joints"
by Stoney McSmokes-Alot April 20, 2008
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Easter Bunny's Gift

The act of one females kind nature to allow a male to suck her genitals hours after being diagnosed with a yeast infection.
Hey baby can i have an Easter Bunny's gift?
by Calvin Harrison May 11, 2010
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Easter Ten

The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009
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