wizz fizz dipstick

when a female companion snorts cocaine off your member after the act of snowplowing.

"hey girl you havent sat down all day and your nose is still blocked?"
"yeah i totally got a wizz fizz dipstick last night"
"didnt that hurt?"
"yeah but its the only way he would share."
wizz fizz dipstick

by arsrehat extraordinairey November 16, 2011

oil your drumstick

When your friend can't say masturbate he says "oil your drumstick"

BigDaddy: So do you still oil your drumstick Frank?
Frank: Dude, just say masturbate.

by BrotherGeorge February 28, 2016

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018