floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.

I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.

by Macy1122 November 30, 2017

dumpling cheeks

Chubby cheeks? Is this racist, idk. I really hope not.

They got those dumpling cheeks, I could just squish them.

by hmmmmms_69 November 23, 2020

Rotating Dumplings

Slurping protein dumplings from one another’s orifices.

I was still so turned on we started rotating dumplings after our nap.

by The word of god November 3, 2019

dumple tossing

when a flaming bag of turds is launched using a small to large sized catapult across a large distance.

Man i hit that guys house hard with that flaming bag. What a great dumple tossing.

by nilly jean May 22, 2008

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Douche dumpling

Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.

today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .

by LJpeas October 18, 2021

Take a dumpling

When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.

I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.

by Oohmang May 11, 2015