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salmon driving

"'ey mate where we off to?"
"Nowhereabouts! we be salmon driving!"
by the other Ben March 31, 2007
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dumpster diving

The activity of looking through garbage to find useful items or food. Dumpster diving can be done anywhere there are dumpsters or garbage cans. Residential diving is usually done in a suburbs (but it's best done in rich neighborhoods). Retail diving is usually done at stores. Corporate diving, if I remember correctly, is done outside office buildings, and I can't remember what industrial diving is (use a search engine).
John: Last night I went dumpster diving.
Bill: Find anything?
John: Yeah, this CD player and a PS2 controller.
Bill: The things people throw away....
by Synthic November 9, 2008
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driving a crane

"I was driving a crane last night"
"Did they go off at the same time?"
"Right in my face, it was brilliant!"
by big basher May 3, 2010
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RIM DIVING

The act of pulling the penis out of an asshole and repeatedly plunging back in while it's still gaping open.
oh yea baby.....! I love how you make my ass whistle when you rim dive me.

Retired porn stars are good for rim diving.
by maviday January 23, 2011
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dingleberry diving

The act of performing oral sex on one's anus. Also commomly referred to as tossing one's salad.
Keyless "You end up hookin' up with that snaggletoothed waitress last weekend?"

Josh "Fuck yea, She was a freaky freak."

Keyless "Elaborate."

Josh "She went dingleberry diving so voraciosly that you would have thought she was trying to harvest cocoa puffs with her tongue."

Keyless "Don't act like you didn't love it."
by Bosh Jurton September 12, 2011
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sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.
Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"
by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012
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Braille Driving

The art of driving totally by feel.

If someone is reversing out of a driveway and scrapes the whole length of the car along the fence they are said to be 'braille driving'.

Other examples are reversing in to posts or poles - once the driver hits the pole they know to stop.

Braille driving while parallel parking is achieved by running the tyres along the kerb or bumping in to the car behind or in front.

Any sort of driving that involves putting scrapes, dings, dents or bingles on the vehicle is considered to be braille driving.

Anything larger than a scrape, ding, dent or bingle is known as 'Advanced Braille Driving'.
"What are all those dings in your car"?

"I have been practising my braille driving"
by MrsMeat February 20, 2012
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