drunken moron

One who has drunk himself retarded. Refer to www.drunkenmorons.com for more information.

Look, Billy! Seath is a drunken moron!

by Shaniqua Jones October 29, 2003

Drunkenomics

The economics of getting drunk. Usually used in financial terms to calculate the most efficient way of getting drunk. It can also be applied, although this is a much rarer usage, to the supply of alcohol available or the demand for it.

Friend 1 - "The six pack of bavaria is better drunkenomics than going for a naggin"
Friend 2 - "True. In absolute drunkenomic terms the six pack is better as it has 130ml of ethanol compared to the 80ml in the naggin, but in relative drunkenomic terms the naggin wins cos it will get you fucked up quicker"

"Dude, everyone is drinking expensive beer here, the drunkenomics is awful"

by gavinfromdublin March 3, 2008

Drunken Poop Sex

Having sex with someone after they are so drunk that they forget to take their underwear off to take a shit.

Kelly fucked that Kyle guy after he was so plastered that he shit his boxers. Then the whole basement smelled like drunken poop sex.

by Young Nasty Man July 17, 2004

Drunken Hulk

The drunken hulk is a concocsion that Charlie Sheen created on 2 & a half men that includes Scotch & Nightquil.

Charlie:
"I'm so sick, I should probably go out side for some fresh air... with some nyquil... and some scotch"

<Heads out side>

"Rose, what are you doing here?"

Rose:
"What am I doing here? What are you drinking?"

Charlie:
"The Drunken Hulk!"

by Osirus87 March 21, 2009

drunkies

drunkies is when you get kind of drunk and then all of a sudden people are all "WHO WANTS PIZZA"

and then you really want pizza. you dont even like pizza. cookies.

drunkies

by k.mcn December 6, 2007

DRUNKEN FIRE FIGHTER

When your girl is sleeping naked, you light her pubic hair on fire. Once she wakes up, you yell "I'll put it out!" and then piss in her face. Blame it on being drunk.

I wanted this chick to leave so I pulled a drunken fire fighter on her

by Phil E. November 19, 2007

drunken slut bag

If you are out drinking, the overnight bag you keep in your car in case you spend the night at somebody's house. Guys refer to this as a gym bag

In addition to a fresh change of clothes, a good drunken slut bag also has Visine eyedrops, aspirin, and a great mouthwash.

by $Jo$ December 26, 2007