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Deadass

A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.
Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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Matchy Dreadlock

A Matchy Dreadlock is a common kitchen match with the tip broken off. This leaves the user with a long, thing wooden match with which you set marijuana afire with. It is better for the lungs no butane and is fun.
Hey Jay, toss me a Matchy Dreadlock to do this b-load with.
by IGROWTHEHYDRO@aol.com January 13, 2005
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shit dreads

when you take a steamy poop and dont wipe, the left over shit dries up on your ass hair giving your ringhole a nice set of dreads. Also known as shit dags.
Daniel: Dude, did you see the dags that Zag had when he Brown-eyed us!?

Cam: Yeah, those Shit Dreads looked like a funnel web spider was trying to crawl out of his asshole, he really needs to wipe better.
by glock15 April 13, 2011
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Red Dreads

Clumps of aggregated pubic hairs held together by dried blood giving the appearance of dread locks.
by LeviGeans April 29, 2011
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dreadlock

a hairstyle that consists of sections of hair knotted together. some people intentionally "dread" their hair by backcombing or other methods while others allow their locks to form naturally. contrary to popular belief, you can and should wash them, and in fact most people do.

also referred to as simply "dread"
beavertail: when someone has a large massive dread, possibly all their hair in one dreadlock.

dreadhead: someone with dreads

"dude check out that guys fat dreads"

"did you see his heady dreads?"
by LilPhishBigC June 1, 2013
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Dreadactyl

A. A term used to describe black holes and other objects so completely self-centered that they suck in all light and life from the world.
B. A person who lacks the ability to care for other living things other than as sources of entertainment or distractions from the emptiness that consumes them from within. A person who torments animals by treating them like toys they can torture for fun. A person who accepts no responsibility for relationship problems because in their view the other parties exist only as things to be used for their pleasure.
C. A failed artist or a failure at life that clings to the image of being an artist in the hope of escaping responsibility for their shortcomings.
Getting sucked into a dreadactyl will totally destroy you and everything around you.

If you keep torturing that poor cat people will think you're a dreadactyl.

Only a dreadactyl could suck that much and still give terrible blowjobs.
by smiles2win October 27, 2018
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Dreadmullet

A mullet that is made of dreadlocks.
Amy: "OMG Christine! Look at that HOT bike messenger!"
Christine: "Are you fucking kidding me? Look at his dreadmullet! Is he a rastafarian hillbilly?"
by Fauntasia January 4, 2010
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