DOUCHEBAG

The little runts who think they are above average looking. They have personality disorders, and have to go live off of women in different states. A relationship fraud. A constant need for attention. Clueless to the sane people around them. A using parasite, who can't get his own anything. A paranoid, control freak, who suffers from morning jealousy, (made up). Very low intelligence. A pathological liar, serial cheater. Always on the lookout for that smile that means just a smile to normal people. Clueless to how stupid it actually looks to others. Struts like a peacock. Stares at itself in the mirror 24/7.

"Look at that douchebag, throwing a whiney shitshow. "

by Tammy 1234 July 30, 2018

Douchebag

Someone who is rude and selfish.

John is a complete douchebag because he wouldn't let me go to his parties.

by Oeedy December 21, 2017

douchebag

Someone who has gone to the extreme of being a dick head

Fuck the street rat Jon Mozer. He's a complete douchebag.

by Rob Martian September 13, 2014

Douchebag

A term used by a teenage girl to reference a teenage boy

Hey, look at that douchebag over there he is so rude

by Jrocket22 October 24, 2017

Douchebag

Someone not at the extreme point if fucker or motherfucker, but asshole and shit just doesn't make an effect on them, just another insulting name to throw around.

Person: dude I can't believe you cheated on her after just a month. You're such a douchebag

Person: you douchebag, you're always ditching us for that dumbass

by Kezi December 13, 2014

Douchebag

Douchebag may refer to:
A device used to administer a douche
A pejorative term for an arrogant or obnoxious person
Most cost accountants

That pocket protector makes you look like a douchebag

by clint342 December 25, 2014

douchebag

someone who has too much confidence. believes something to be more than what it is. someone who has obviously gone through some issues with past relationships.

The douchebag said, " She is so stuck on me." (Nigga nooooooooo)

by opinion_ November 9, 2016