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Douchess

A female douche bag. A douche bag bitch. A women with contemptable manners and spoilded behavior but just does it exceptionally well!
Cynthia is such a douchess, she thinks the world revolves around her spoiled ass!
by Shiny Buster Baby June 18, 2010
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Douchefreude

An irresistible impulse to grandstand in order to be seen as a hero. A selfish, lame attempt to enhance one's social status. The word derives from douche (obnoxious, offensive person) and freude (joy). Literally: "joy of being oneself, a douche."
Me: Bob Costas should have never opened his mouth about gun control.

You: I know,what a complete Douchefreude backfire that was.
by FreedomRiders December 8, 2012
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Douchebageddon

An event or place with a large number of douchebags doing douchebag things.
Yaletown is full of arrogant, obnoxious start-up companies, it's a douchebageddon.
by DarthPaul April 21, 2015
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Douchebag

'Jake Paul is such a douchebag"
by Jordan Rickinson July 27, 2017
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edu-douche

Douche bags with a PhD or Masters that work in higher education. These folks are typically found in a college town, as they very rarely venture out into the real world. Typically a product of white privilege these folks prefer their own kind. They usually keep a minority friend around to help claim social consciousness despite having never lived anywhere with real diversity. They can often be heard talking to each other about how great, better, and less racist they are compared to everyone else. Warning: never attempt to disagree with them, just accept that their time in a classroom makes them better than you.
Oh my god let's get out of here. I'm going to stab myself if I have to listen those edu-douche over there any longer. They have been talking about racism for over 15 minutes, and I haven't heard their black friend say a word.
by Big Angry Dwarf January 28, 2018
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Double Dutch Douche

An individual who evinces blinding acumen in the field of douchebaggery so as to evoke the skill and dexterity necessary to execute double-dutch rope jumping tricks.
A mansplainer on the internet saw fit to explain thermodynamics to an astronaut since, of course, as a female, she couldn't possibly comprehend the mechanisms of liquids in vacuums...he reached epic DOuble Dutch Douchebaggery levels however by failing to understand the concept of "spontaneous reactions" and has never been heard from again.
by Mollena September 9, 2016
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pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.
by Telephony November 16, 2013
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