Douche

Thing to squirt in a chicks twat so she don't stink like dead fish anymore
--or--
What you call people who are really stupid and should be shot

You're a douche mate.

by Brendan November 25, 2003

doucheing

Someone who is being a asshole and is shown that they are a total dumbshit

Oh no, Bill is doucheing again

by Lov3s2Spuge February 4, 2009

douche

A large percentage of the male population. They, over the years have passed down their douchey-ness to their young and so on and so forth. The reason most females attempt to become lesbian. Also see douche bag.

You: "Hey baby, can I beat?"

Me: "Burn in hell you douche!"

by -hb June 17, 2007

Douche

A person of lesser intelligence who acts like an ass.

That kid over there that looks like he's ten years old and acts like an ass is such a douche.

by ProcrastoMan April 30, 2003

Douche

the collective term for a group of emo or scene kids

look at that douche. what a bunch of douchebags

by DEAN THE MAGNIFICENT February 11, 2009

Douche

A word used mainly to describe a person (usually male) who isn't actually funny, nice, skillful, or smooth, and only gets talked to because he/she is somewhat attractive.

Person 1: Hey, I talked to Brian yesterday.
Person 2: Finally. What did he have to say?
Person 1: Well, he was actually pretty boring, awkward, and rude. I never would have guessed, seeing as how hot he is.
Person 2: Yeah, he sounds like a total douche.

by SickestPersonEver November 7, 2009

douche

A sports radio show host who thinks he knows it all.

Rich Lord thinks he knows it all, freaking douche bag!!!

by JJ in North Shore May 29, 2008