by Chuckalatmilk October 02, 2016
Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.
Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song
by The Office of the special coun July 17, 2022
by Big daddy tyrese November 23, 2016
A Dong Bomb is the act of sending non-descript links or e-mails to co-workers at work, only to have the link or e-mail open to a self-shot of a naked man in a mirror thus exposing the recipient to a dong.
Co Worker: Is this link safe?
You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story!
Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong!
You: You've been DONG BOMBED!
You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story!
Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong!
You: You've been DONG BOMBED!
by The Floss May 21, 2010
It's very simple. You simply take out you dong and furiously bop it up and down. This can be achieved by simply rolling the hips front to back in a fast manner. I personally like to use my dong bopping skills as a way to celebrate after I do something good, such as getting an A on a test or having a day off from work. It is actually an ancient Chinese art form which is suppose to serve the purpose of relieving stress in ones life.
Person 1: Yo man what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: I'm dong bopping, what the hell does it look like I'm doing!!!
Person 1: Why are you dong bopping?
Person 2: Because i just got into med-school and I'm fucking' excited!!!!
Person 2: I'm dong bopping, what the hell does it look like I'm doing!!!
Person 1: Why are you dong bopping?
Person 2: Because i just got into med-school and I'm fucking' excited!!!!
by Cosby Willis February 28, 2008
when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.
by Andrew Volrof August 26, 2009