z-dong

Z-Dong is a guy named Zach Herron in a boy band known as Why Don’t We (he made up this nickname on his own)
Dong stands for penis so his nickname is literally penis Zach.

Hey! Have you’ve seen that guy in the band why don’t we?
You mean Z-dong? Yeah he’s great!

by Mynameisntlisa:) August 15, 2018

Dong Juice

Semen and or cum

He released his dong juice on her back

by Chuckalatmilk October 1, 2016

Dong Respond

When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.

Ugh Alex just texted me, I'm gonna have to pull a Dong Respond.

by zeethepisces June 12, 2016

Dong Song

Dong song. This is when a man finds an excellent singer with a seven octave voice and ask him or her to perform. When the mouth is open to belt out a big note you slam your cock into their mouth throat deep. Then you pull their ears out hard so so he or she screams loudly and the vibration of the vocal cords make you squirt your love juice in their voice box.

Man 1. Dude did you see that choir girl belt out that big note in church?

Man2. Oh hell yeah, I wanted to throw her on the altar and have her sing a dong song

by The Office of the special coun July 16, 2022

DONG BOP

It's very simple. You simply take out you dong and furiously bop it up and down. This can be achieved by simply rolling the hips front to back in a fast manner. I personally like to use my dong bopping skills as a way to celebrate after I do something good, such as getting an A on a test or having a day off from work. It is actually an ancient Chinese art form which is suppose to serve the purpose of relieving stress in ones life.

Person 1: Yo man what the hell are you doing?
Person 2: I'm dong bopping, what the hell does it look like I'm doing!!!
Person 1: Why are you dong bopping?
Person 2: Because i just got into med-school and I'm fucking' excited!!!!

by Cosby Willis February 28, 2008

Dong Bomb

A Dong Bomb is the act of sending non-descript links or e-mails to co-workers at work, only to have the link or e-mail open to a self-shot of a naked man in a mirror thus exposing the recipient to a dong.

Co Worker: Is this link safe?

You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story!

Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong!

You: You've been DONG BOMBED!

by The Floss May 21, 2010

chow dong

when a girl "chows" on your "dong," or in other words, a blow job. Also, the name of a great pornographic film.

"Hi, I'd like to order some CHOW DONG"

by Andrew Volrof August 26, 2009