lee.doesnt.know

Lee.doesnt.know is a page on Tik Tok. They are very creative and like to eat cold meatball pizza.

She also has two cats🐈. Also likes blasting the BTS wings album at full volume on her Alexa 😱

“Hey Sarah, wanna come watch Harry Potter with me?” “Oh sorry, I’m too busy watching Lee.doesnt.know’s Tik Toks.” 😱👑😏😎😻😼😉😉😏🤪

by bad at speling 😞 but yolo 😋😋😋 December 23, 2020

It doesn't matter in the dark.

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics

"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

by r2lee July 24, 2009

A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

An expression used by a self-conscious dude who wants his friends to think he got laid. Generally used right after a date or when asked if said guy has ever rolled in the hay.

Jimmy: "Hey man did you f*ck her last night?"
Carl: "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"
Jimmy: "P*ssy"

by DieZelBag August 13, 2015

domynick

A name only given to those who get rejected.Often asks out every girl/woman he talks to.Usually very skinny and depressed

Domynick asked out another girl today.He played with her boobs the next day.

by The one🙏 May 20, 2018

Pics or it doesn't exist

What someone says when questioning the existence of an awesome beard.

"-Wow William, that's an awesome beard you've got!"
"-Pics or it doesn't exist!"

by seski89 January 22, 2013

Pics or it doesn't exist

In the era of smartphones and showing-off on social media, to believe anything far-fetched, photographic proof is expected. The above phrase simply says that if one doesn't have proof, the claimed thing doesn't exist.
Also see : "Pics or it didn't happen"

A : Hey Bro, I just got a Harry Potter 1st edition book, autographed by J K Rowling herself !!
B : Pics or it doesn't exist

by vilcady January 3, 2017

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021