Cunny Dodger

Someone with a surplus of cunny that refuses it on faux moral grounds.

Antonym: Jeffrey Epstein

Andrew Hussie's a fucking cunny dodger, do you know how many proto F2M dykes he could've pulled at the height of that faggot goon comic?

by ParadiseHotel51 June 23, 2022

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Dump and Dodge

While taking a dump, you lift your ass slightly after the shit falls to avoid having the dirty toilet water splash on your ass.

Always dump and dodge while using public toilets, because you don't know where that toilet has been.

by RBurton August 2, 2008

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doing a dodger

In a live podcast, conducting oneself as unprofessional and total idiot doing distracting inappropriate tasks like eating a meal or clipping nails.

"Welcome to the co-optional podcast, I'm sorry I was eating a sandwich, I'm kinda doing a dodger."

by John Bain August 8, 2016

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Smooth Banana Dodge

When a straight male is being hit on by a gay male, and he is able to get out of the situation without causing a scene.

"Dude Brad was totally hitting on Jeff!" " whoa what happened?"

"Dude he hit em with that smooth banana dodge and pretended his mom was calling him"

by Doctor Octo July 26, 2016

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dodge

Dreary Out Dated Grandpa Engineering

by Mark Potter July 17, 2003

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Dodge the Fumble

When you are Caught on the Fumble and you suddenly find a very convenient excuse or distraction to avoid answering giving a stupid or negative answer that could lead to a lot of trouble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) I managed to Dodge the Fumble right there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

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