Mud Diver

A person who eats buttholes.

I met a freaky girl last night, she was the biggest mud diver I've ever met. Too bad I had not showered or I would have let her toss my salad

by Mr. Lumen October 02, 2013

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 08, 2015

pearl diver

Noun. A lower-income male who dates or is married to a rich woman for her money. A male "gold digger"; a man who has a sugar momma.

"Lenny married that rich woman. He's such a pearl diver."

by chippenstein December 04, 2012

Underwater Keg Diver

It is when someone drops the keg in a pool or lake and someone has to go fish it out.

"Dude, that Kelsea is an underwater keg diver!"

"Thats whats up!"

by MOBFNFDTF September 12, 2009

pearl diver

a bitch who loves goin down on the cock

"yo cookie, last night you were the best pearl diver who eva dived on deez nuts"

by monk&miss January 26, 2006

muppet diver

a lesbian who "goes down" her sex partner, and licks the clitoris

MawMaw's definition of a muff diver

That muppet diver munches that raunchy love rug all through the night.

by jared jones November 02, 2007

Lemon Diver

A guy that drinks the lemonade in a lemonparty.

Erez, Ranman and James were engaging in an intense lemon party. Erez was thirsty so he dived for lemons.

by Dom Fernandes April 14, 2004