Midday Diddle

When in the middle of the day you want to take a couple hours between just you and your computer... or imagination, and diddle youself. Middle of the day, diddle away.

Johnnie was late to his class, because he got caught up in his midday diddle.

by Oscar VVilde March 7, 2012

Diddle doo

Small bent penis

Do not go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

poof-diddle

Small, round pieces of fuzz that come off of clothing and other cloth objects.

The shirt has been worn so much that it is now covered in poof-diddles.

by Gretchy-poo May 17, 2010

poke-a-diddle

A specific type of poke where everytime you poke someone you have to say Poke-a-diddle!

Me: *pokes someone* Poke-a-diddle!!!

by princesscorty July 24, 2010

Diddle doo

Someone who has a small bent cock.
Often frowned upon in society.

Omg worst time ever. Danny stopped after 2 inches he couldn’t get the third in because of the angle. I hate diddle doos

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

Diddle my fiddle

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

Diddle My Skittle

1.To touch the Female genital organs (Female Masterbation)

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.

by Anonymous July 1, 2003