doggie diddler

someone who hangs around Admin offices looking very unkempt and obviously intenting to touch up a dog.

Ive just seen that dirty Liam pretending to be an admin worker, I bet he´s been touching up dogs again the dirty Doggie Diddler

by punji63 February 12, 2026

Dorchester Diddler

A Peeping Tom making the residents of Dorchester Hall shower with their clothes on.

A: "Hey did you hear about the Dorchester Diddler?"
B: "Yeah. If I ever see him, I'm gonna charge at him naked."
A: "But wouldn't he like that?"
B: "Shoot."

by VoyeurViper September 16, 2025

doggie diddler

A person who sodomizes a dog.

That doggie diddler is a suck motherfucker!!

by ackerman_tyler November 9, 2025

Clammy craw didder

Performing a foot job after taking off your work socks after a 10 hour shift, almost mirroring the process of whittling a stick to start a fire.

I was so tired when I left my shift at the hospital, the only satisfaction I could give my husband was the ole clammy craw didder.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

An unidentified Portuguese Man once a year on September 13th kidnaps two male victims. The first one is mounted atop a bicycle, whereas the second victim is pinned down as a bike spoke from the attached bicycle is driven into his penis. The victim atop the bicycle is forced to pedal until there is nothing remained of his buddies Johnson.

Ryan was suspected of being The Portuguese Bikespoke Diddler

by Swazey1450 August 20, 2024

Pierre The Diddler

A bald, manly cat who bares slight resemblance to Walter White. He is shirtless, and has the body of an old man

I hate Pierre the Diddlers saggy nipples!

by Pierrelovers24601 March 6, 2026