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Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Hawaiian Cheese Dick

A Hawaiian man with a cheesy dick. Typically small and resembling a cheese stick.
“Yo dude, did you hear about Mary going down on this Hawaiian Cheese Dick last night?”

“No way! She’s a slut? I thought she was a Christian.”
by cheeseexpert January 7, 2022
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Dick Cheese

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!
by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025
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Dick cheese

by Ihate_dickcheese January 29, 2024
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Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

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Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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Dick cheese

Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese
Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese
by Dickcheesesesr March 15, 2019
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dick cheese

This is a word to start a conversation if nobody wants to talk.
Ppl in gc: uummmm
You: Dick cheese
Ppl in gc: Woah wats that
Ppl in gc: o what are we doin today?
by O X Y March 5, 2021
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