Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Despers

A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.

I am well despers to get this job.
Mate you is well despers.

by Sancho88 August 14, 2011

Vampires' Desperation

When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).

"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

Desperate

When someone will do anything cause they are bored and can’t find anyone to date

Snapchat story- “anyone wanna fuck? Cause I’m desperate as shit”

by Niggalips420 August 11, 2018

desperate crack nuts

crackheads injecting crack directly into the nutsack

David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn

by cracknut August 14, 2020

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012

Desperation

What really motivates somebody that is uber competitive about everything.

Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021