The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
Get the Desperality mug.A colloquial term for someone who is very desperate for something to happen. Also a term used to call somebody who is desperate or of desperate disposition.
by Sancho88 August 14, 2011
Get the Despers mug.When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
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Get the Desperate mug.David: Yo you see these desperate crack nuts over there directly putting it up his balls, they got big balls damn
by cracknut August 14, 2020
Get the desperate crack nuts mug.A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.
Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.
by wpcadet September 20, 2012
Get the desperate darci mug.Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.
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