Get Danked

To get pissed on without expecting it; typically as a punishment for an unnecessary comment. Derived from 'dank', which literally means unpleasantly moist or damp. If you get danked, I assure you, you will be unpleasantly moist.

Brendan: Dude, you're such an idiot for thinking Selena Gomez is actually a good singer.

Landon: ARE YOU TRYING TO GET DANKED RIGHT NOW?! SELENA GOMEZ IS A STAR.

by defmasta232 October 29, 2014

danked

v.t.- from dank, to make up a definition of something on a website to get attention.

Johnny did someting stupid on a website's forum so his name got danked.

by Roscoe P Coltrane April 29, 2005

danked

Stolen, taken, ripped off

"Damn, someone danked my stapler!"

by St. Louis Scribbler January 13, 2005

danked

To rob or get robbed.

1. "Shit! Someone Danked my bike!"

2. "hells yea my dude, we was at the store and danked madd shit! we aint get caught or nuthin."

by JCB1234 March 9, 2008

Obama Spill Darkening Solution

Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"

The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.

by topmountain August 17, 2010

Darkefox

Erudite, suave and charming

Thats a real Darkefox of a man

by boodie October 2, 2003

darke faire

The yearly gathering for Slussalos and others who aren't down with the clown, at which the Ice-man serves cotton candy and vanilla flavored ice. Also, dunk violent J, and the tilt-o-whirl of impending sorrow, and the hall of mirrors and glory-holes

"Man, last year's Darke Faire kicked more ass than me at a Jugga-gathering."

by brokeassninja April 2, 2004