Deer Horizon 

A rare occurrence in the natural world where so many deer are stampeding across the edge of one's line of sight that it appears as though the horizon is comprised of deer. Occurs approximately once in every 703.223 years.

HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT DEER HORIZON?

Deer Horizon by Super Apple October 5, 2009

Deer weiners 

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

Deer weiners by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone 

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

deer sausage 

It's some one who's dick is about shoulder length apart and about four inches wide. If you need to know more ask Tyler Heaney an Paul Gonzales

Bigger than Mandingo it's a deer sausage

deer sausage by Deer sausage November 13, 2013

Deer in the woods 

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

Deer in the woods by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

deer lakers 

People who drink a lot

I love deer lakers

deer lakers by Ladedade1505 May 5, 2016

Deer slapping 

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

Deer slapping by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017