crafty cunt

A dis-figured he-she who takes pride in getting paid for perpforming oral on green toothed, pigeon toed freaks.

Did you see that "crafty cunt" in the ally back there. WOW. Gross!

by deadbeatmom99 July 24, 2009

Crafty Masters

A cringy youtuber with little to no self esteem and makes below average videos to bots. It is advised to stay clear.

Yo you wanna watch some Crafty Masters, be careful though you could contract something.

by IKnowDude November 27, 2019

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010

CRAFT

acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.

School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "

by Ciiberus December 1, 2003

Crafy

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction

He's one crafy bastard

by Yeahitsnotreallyaword June 17, 2011

craftwars

some random roblox game that people waste a whole year on to get a weapon that's slightly stronger like hypixel

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craftwars

by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020

Life of Cryan

To have your own MTV show that displays your disfunctional life as a teen skater that portrays you crying every time you don't get your way!

The show "Life of Ryan" on MTV should be called "Life of Cryan". Every time something happens to him he crys. What a pussy!

by jfldsfjsfljsf January 8, 2008