by Gboss23 May 25, 2022
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using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people
Example 1:
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?
Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade
Example2:
Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?
Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree
by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022
Get the Crusades mug.Not to be confused with an Armchair Activist or Armchair Warrior, an Armchair Crusader is a person who would essentially die for another person unrelated to their life. Most often found in cult-of-personalities surrounding larger names, these people would blindly talk up about, defend, and proclaim falsehoods of counter-evidence towards a person's character, regardless of the relationship between the person and the crusader.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
In essence, they would die for a person who doesn't even know they exist.
Any large YouTuber has a ton of these. Try insulting their character and see how many of them jump to his/her unneeded rescue!
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.
XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ
ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.
XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT
(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
Celebrities have many, or even just famed creators of great works (movies, video games, etc.)
ProclamationPatient said: Jesus Christ, Pewdiepie is the most annoying thing to ever entertain retards.
XxArmchaircrusedzer replied: HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT UR JUST JELOUS OF HIS FAME AND THAT HE HAS A FAN BASE LOL GO DIE PLZ
ProclamationPatient replied: You're the quintessence of my previous statement.
XxArmchaircrusadzer replied: HAHAHA JUST STOP UR OBV JUST AN HATER WHOES JELOUS OF HIM LOL UR AN IDIOT FOR NOT NOWING HOW TO ENJOY HIS GREAT CONTENT
(XxArmchaircrusadzer is an Armchair Crusader)
by D13pro March 12, 2014
Get the Armchair Crusader mug.Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
Get the Colon crusader mug.I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
Get the Crusades mug.I totally ripped the Chipotle in Westborough during one of my Google Crusades earlier, I had to warn the people if thier misdeeds!
by Tsarge781 October 22, 2018
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