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Chive

A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."

"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."

"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
by Dharma Midget February 12, 2015
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Chive On

A Phrase made famous by the popular website, "www.TheChive.com" (probably the best site in the world). It means stay the course no matter what. Chive On refers to the mutual understanding between Chivers on how to go about life, regardless of all the assholes, douchebags, posers, etc, who might fuck it up from time to time. it's also stronger in the sense that it unites people who share similar opinions or tastes or those who just like to see crazy shit as it happens - it's an underground social network, a family
Chivette: man all these assholes at the bar kept hitting on me when i just wanted to enjoy my drink with some friends.
Chiver: Sometimes you've just gotta stop worrying about them and focus on the great friends you have in your life... Chive On :-)
by J**E-Fuckin'-O**R December 5, 2011
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clive

Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.
"That Clive is a great bloke"
by E Heading August 8, 2006
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clivefrog

one who acts ghey and speaks Gayberrolian...

one who hasn't been altoided...
clivefrog is ghey :whee:
by :muahaha: May 29, 2009
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wes craven

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.
Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!
by Homme Bik March 10, 2004
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chivey

a chivey a weapon used by a charver. its a sharpened toothbrush.
skater/goth: fuck off ya stupid charv
charv: do ya want stabbed with me chivey?
by adam(snap) November 18, 2004
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criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.
Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016
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