Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

Crispy depression

Crispy depression is like any depression except for the fact of not being sad inside but being burnt inside instead

I just hate having crispy depression. I am just burnt on the inside so much that I just want to grill.

by Potatosmileyface July 17, 2017

lip crispies

Another word for herpes.

"I banged that she-male the other night and woke up with lip crispies!"

by tastysalami88 November 19, 2011

Crispy Seaweed

Dried man/woman juice on the pubic hair region.

Jemma was going to blow Graham but he had crispy seaweed so she decided against it.

by The wankster May 24, 2011

Crispy crit

When you get a satisfying critical hit in a video game.

When i was fighting i got a really Crispy crit that won me the game

by the wolf that licks booty November 26, 2018

crispy lid

flat brim hat, fresh hat, well maintained dome piece

that crispy lid is dope. That crispy lid is fresh to death

by Marky Mark87 May 27, 2011

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013