Clenching

The act of one male homesexual tightening up his anus so as to increase the pleasure of his partner. To make ones asshole tighter.

"I'm having a difficult time taking a leak today...Robert's been clenching the shit outta me lately.

by Gay Robert March 19, 2014

crouching tiger, hidden dragon

a term given to a young lady or a girlfriend whom you must "crouch" down to kiss and who provokes the "hidden dragon" upon kissing you.

Dawg, you see shorty ova there--Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

by Von Bradley September 6, 2005

Crouching Tiger

When a woman pegs her man in the ass, hitting his G-spot, while crouching over to simultaneously suck his dick. While this could be considered a domme act, the incentive is usually for the utmost enhancement of the man's pleasure, i.e., having his G-spot hit while getting head.

Last night I texted Kate telling her I had a stressful day at work. She said she had a special surprise for me. Well, dinner on the table and a massage was great, but once we were in bed, she really made my toes curl with this sex move she called the "crouching tiger." Best orgasm of my life. I picked out a ring at Jared's on lunch break. You can't just not wife that.

by freakylittleblonde20 June 16, 2013

crutching

walking with the assistance of hurty metal sticks

the other day, when kaila was crutching...

by shizzlestick August 27, 2008

cruise control creeping

the act of allowing an automobile to approach the car ahead because the driver has set his cruise control but is not paying attention to traffic conditions. the noun form of the phrase is "cruise control creeper."

while driving down a two-lane country road, i noticed in my rear view mirror a large foreign sedan approaching my car from behind. his speed was almost the same as mine, just a little quicker, so his approach was pretty slow. still, he kept on getting closer, until i could no longer see his front bumper. suddenly, just as i thought he was going to ram me, he swerved left and passed me at a rapid pace, glaring at me as he passed. he left me behind at the same slow rate as he approached me. i figured he was cruise control creeping, because he was gabbing on a cell phone. to avoid becoming a cruise control creeper myself, i reset my own cruise control and let the other car go about his merry way. after i flipped him off.

by earpuller November 6, 2007

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Creechin’

Repetitious behavior - such as eating at the same restaurant, eating the same food, parking in the same parking spot at work, and leaving everyday at 4:59 instead of 5:00.

Also another term for wearing 1980s Bill Cosby-esque sweaters.

Inspired by the infamous Roberto Creech, who is known for doing a bunch of Creechin' things.

This term has been spreading like wildfire in the Philadelphia metro area and across the river into Jersey.

Georgie: Do you think Bobby will be Creechin’ at the holiday party?

Jordy: Without a doubt Creechin’. He will be Creechin’ those sweaters for sure. It’s the perfect combination of temperature and wind.

by Nataleee Parker November 29, 2018