silent cream

Is the act of unloading your unholy water gently on the face of a sleeping beauty. Most girls can appreciate the effort you put in not waking them up while performing.

"She woke up with some silent cream on her face, I hope she know's who did it."

"I silent creamed my date last night before I snuck out and went home."

by Fredje Frederik November 22, 2009

Cream Pirate

When a woman specifically asks the man not to cum inside her(aka creampie), and the man agrees not to, but does it anyway.

You know Jenny doesn't like it when guys cum inside her, but it's not like I care, I'm a total Cream Pirate.

by White Beard September 21, 2014

creamed

Term used to describe ones current state of mind and body.

I was fuckin creamed at that party last nite.

After that joint we smoked i was creamed.

by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

Man Cream

Semen, male ejaculation

That bitch sucked my dick and swallowed my "MAN CREAM"

by C.B August 28, 2006

Orange Cream

A rap group comprised of 3 lyrical master minds. Their main hit is "Back The Fuck Up", a diss track about one of the most biggest bitches in the world: Issac Kim.

Yo that Orange Cream track was hot

by creamfolife123 November 29, 2010

crusty cream

When you haven't jacked off in a month or two.

The man screamed in agonizing pain as the crusty cream exited.

by sparkyjo December 16, 2014

cream dutch

When a girls vagina cums very creamy, you then dip an old Dutch potato chip in it and use it as chip dip as an alternative for other dips.

Carter: Oh shit Amanda, I picked up Dutch chips but forgot the dip.
Amanda: That's okay we can just cream Dutch it. It's way better macros anyway's.

by Cream Dutch October 28, 2015