Cranberry Milkshake

the act of eating/drinking the mixture of your cum and period blood from a woman's vagina while trying to eat her out

"Dude last night was fucking sick my girlfriend made me drink her cranberry milkshake!"

"Oh my God thats fucking disgusting! Did you like it? Hahaha!"

by ohmygodimgod April 30, 2010

crainer

A high pitched man with little friends and many tattoos who is misleading.

Hey, that crainer guy sure is annoying.

by Totally not Donald Trump November 15, 2017

Cranker

1) A woman that has birthed two or more children that are less than 12 months apart.

2) A woman that marries a guy and conceives relatively, imediately - generally on the honeymoon.

My bud, you married a cranker.

by His Bud April 16, 2006

cranberry juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

by Private Long September 23, 2006

cranberry

a complete and utter idiot

"hey why you gotta be a cranberry"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

crankerchief

A napkin or rag used to wipe off the black stuff on the bottom of the crank pipe.

Cassie used a crankerchief to clean her glass dick before she took another hit.

by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005