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Coyote Cock

1. When your piss smells like New Jersey
2. When your dick has teeth, or you're really good at Anal Chicken Coop
Bro you really gotta get that Coyote Cock checked out, the bathroom smells like the New Jersey Turnpike.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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Coyote Cocking

When you smuggle drugs into foreign lands via the urethra.
Hey want some coke? My dealer's a pro at coyote cocking coke across the Canadian canals.

Bro, did you hear Louis was Coyote Cocking some febreze over to NJ, but got stopped at the border. Serious jail time.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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paralyze a coyote

The action of sticking your right thumb up the coyote’s ass and making the coyote lose all feeling in its legs.
I had to paralyze a coyote so it would stop eating my chickens.
by banks33 February 26, 2021
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Coyote

A 5 liter modular V-8 engine made by Ford Motor company since 2011. This engine is very strong and reliable, usually making very high horsepower with very little supporting mods. The Coyote engine is used mainly in the GT mustangs from 2011 and up, as well as some F-150 trucks.
My coyote makes 700 horsepower.
Can a coyote out drag a hellcat?
Nice coyote you got there!
The coyote motor is a very strong and powerful engine.
by CadenS197 March 5, 2021
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Coyote

The absolute coolest guy you’ll ever meet, his swag will always be through the roof.
“Coyote is such a stud
by Dudop April 10, 2021
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Political Coyote Ugly

A "Political Coyote Ugly" s when you are led to believe a political lie and regret having been scammed to believe it.

It is is much like the term coyote ugly which refers to the feeling of waking up after a one-night stand, and discovering that your arm is underneath someone who is so physically repulsive that you would gladly chew it off without waking the person just so you can get away without being discovered. Coyotes are known to gnaw off limbs if they are stuck in a trap in order to facilitate escape.
Man I was really believing that candidate last night until i found out everything he said was a lie. What a political coyote ugly.
by E Rad October 6, 2012
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coyote vision

Short sighted (as with life goals)
U.S.Politicians have Coyote vision, they don’t care about the future, only what’s in front of them.
by Grumpy Vet November 20, 2023
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