Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.

"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."

by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012

cooterfall

When a girl scooches up and leans with her legs open toward the faucet in the shower and turns the water on, creating an awesome feeling in the whole cooter region. Combines "waterfall + "cooter," and is often first discovered by younger girls in their baths.

"I was really horny when I was a kid, so I ran a cooterfall until I had a cootergasm."

by Programming Sapien April 3, 2015

Cooter Cheeks

When a woman's vagina lips resembles that of butt cheeks.

Her cooters so puffy, she doesn't have cooter lips , she has cooter cheeks.

by @MurderMyPP October 25, 2016

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 6, 2020

Cooter Schlag

A mysterious fluid that looks disgusting, and smells like straight trash. Flowing out of a women's vagina.

Ed: How was Becky last night?
John: It was a mistake, she had cooter schlag.

Ed: That's disgusting.

by Dogisgead June 30, 2020

Colter Wall

If you listen to this man’s music get some help. Most sad country males will listen to this artist. Still a legend in the independent country background.

“Did you hear Billy is listening to Colter Wall?”

“Yeah I heard he is going through some tough times right now”

by DavidAlanCoe November 1, 2021

antiq-cooter

Similar to what most men refer to as a Cougar. A woman usually over the age of 35 looking for a young male, particularly in his sexual prime of the ages below 25. Often found in their favorite habitat of bars and pubs.

Two antiq-cooters wanted to take Carleton home that night, he should have accepted the offer...those ladies looked WILD!

by Stevie Y July 1, 2005