Blain Conway

Some Random Guy, He Loves Men, You See??

Blain Conway: I like men
Mike Boyd: Maybe we could Date, your prety hot.

by Aron Ricketts October 16, 2008

Conrad

The name Conrad is basically a predator.

If you are walking past the preschool and see a Conrad, run!! Hide your kids too!

“Watch our Kyle, Conrad is up there and your daughter will be caught!”

“Thanks Mikey, lets go Elisha!”

by LittleKidFiddlerConrad September 18, 2018

conway

The alternate, astonishingly confusing and weirdly different subway system one sometimes takes late at night (particularly after a lot of sake); marked by a total lack of public restrooms, courteous flight attendants who remind you when your stop is approaching, and people you would spend any amount of time with; dream-like public transportation in which the very laws of the physical and temporal worlds are bent and stretched so far that you think the B train might actually take you to your apartment door or that you live on the platform at 148th Street.

"After sushi karaoke, I took the conway home and ended up confidently urinating on the Columbus Circle platform after I rode the B train to Harlem where I don't live. Thank Crom I survived and found my way back to the subway."

by Sleepy Magoo January 13, 2013

Conhad

A white girl who is either really annoying or super fugly. Never become friends with a conhad because they are fugly bitches. Conhad's are very red also known as red necks. But the worst part about them is that they are very annoying; they make you feel like you should kill yourself with their dry jokes and have NO swagg.

White Girl: Hey? You? Hey? You? Hey? You? Hey? You?

Boy: What?!!!
White Girl: Did you know the sky is blue and the sun is ye-
Boy: Shut the fuck up you Conhad!

by Beringistis May 2, 2011

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

conwarn

Signs posted on the highway within the vicinity of prisons.

You don't want to pick up hitchhikers when you've seen a conwarn.

She ignored the conwarn and they ofund her dead in a ditch.

by margescan July 29, 2012

Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017