Constipated Sea monkey

The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.

Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.

by Sdoovan April 20, 2024

postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

Phone Constipation

When you have a hard time taking your phone out of your pocket.

My pants are so tight I get phone constipation.

by Sponceee April 6, 2017

Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.

He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.

by Lexxster August 1, 2022

constipation

Something Urban Dictionary decided you should buy a mug of for your friends and family.

Hello grandma, here is your birthday present!

Grandma: What the fuck?

Constipation

by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022

Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out

I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation

by Kittycatgoestweet May 6, 2016