Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 30, 2005

conneely

a fuckin whore bitch from galway ireland who is a midget and smells like ass

that girl is a stupid conneely

by spesh :) April 18, 2010

Cornell Fedex

When someone graduates from Cornell's online program, a special Fedex package is sent. This package consists of a stick with instructions on how to stick it up your ass. This normally happens during Cornell's commencement ceremony.

Ever since Jack graduated from E-Cornell, he's been on pins and needles waiting for his Cornell Fedex

by geo_rube November 3, 2010

Cornell

An asshole, a butthole.

Have you ever had bad diarrhea that your Cornell hurts ?

by Cornell diahrrea October 14, 2018

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

Connelling

See Connaling

The act of masterbabtion

Go look at connaling to define Connelling

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Pull a "Connolly"

To say or do something really fuckin corny, very "whiteboy-ish", where the culprit finds their action or statement hysterical while the only response from others is a very faint laugh (only bc they feel bad) or complete silence for 5 seconds followed by someone screaming "FAG!!" at the top of their lungs; at which point, everyone laughs AT the person who pulled the dreaded "Connolly"...

You: There's a Ferdina on your hand..
Me: What's a Ferdina?
You: Spaghetti and Meatballs!!
Me: Way to ruin the moment a pull a "Connolly", guy...
(5 seconds of silence)..
someone else: FAG!!!

(whole room bursts out in laughter)

by Tawlk December 8, 2010