Condarmed

To be equipped with a condom. Usually as a precaution for the possibility of a sexual encounter, even when no such situation is immediately or obviously forthcoming.

1.
Bob: Man, I totally hooked up with Betty at that party last night. Luckily I was condarmed, or she would never have let me do anything.

2.
Jack: Dude, I bumped into Jill in the street the other night. We would totally have hit it off, but I didn't have any protection...
John: Unlucky mate... You should've been condarmed when you went out, so if stuff happens it's never a problem.

by Jovian09 June 23, 2009

Condabating

Using a condom to masturbate. This is so you don't get "it" all over yourself. Best thing ever!

Dude, last night i was condabating.

by KidAwkward October 31, 2011

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011

congradumalations

the combination of the word 'congradulations' and 'mal', the root word for 'bad'. It basically means congradulations for doing something bad. Used in sarcastic situations.

When someone fails, you say: "Congradumalations dude. You just failed. Wanna prize?" Or something along those lines.

by Immastalkerandproud July 19, 2012

congradufuckingmalations

When you have screwed some situation up so bad it is like a total face palm to modern society and life of pi

"congradufuckingmalations you trashed a perfectly good check for 10,000 euros even though we live in ' Merca

by The romancer March 3, 2014

congrabulate

when a bunch of people com together to discuss someone aka a secret roast

lets all join together to congrabulate stacey.

by Thackery D. Trump October 10, 2016

Congraduation

Congratulations for graduating.

"Just wanted to wish you congraduations for making it out of college."

by Grammar Nazi16 June 1, 2016