Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.

You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!

by STompy rompy March 29, 2025

Race Condition

a dating criteria involving the race of the candidate.

kevin: sani has a race condition of brown men only
gurt: yo

by wecu May 12, 2025

red anal condition

Red anal condition is an inflammation of the skin around poop chute ,inner thighs ,and apple bag as a result of sharing thus becoming trapped in the undershorts

Rick developed a bad case of red anal condition while starting at work thus setting his apple sack , rectum,and thighs on fire causing him to ride side saddle on the fork truck

by BIG T 49 July 9, 2023

Air conditioning

Some people can't afford to keep it running 24/7.... Which is why I'm glad the electric company let's you rack up like $700 in debt before they shut your power off because neither can I! Hahaha!

Hym "Air conditioning is expensive apparently... I wouldn't know because I never check... I just wait them to shut it off and pay that 60% lump some baby."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Race condition

When two minorities are fighting but the nature of the sytem has to permit one minority to be addresed as a racist.

Look, tyrone and Tou are fighting, I wonder who is gono get race conditioned.

by JayKayLMNOP September 28, 2023

critical condition

A term meaning "almost dead"

His grandma's alive, she's just in critical condition.

by CigaroCigaroCigar November 18, 2025

Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories

Ha! If THAT isn't a Freudian slip I don't know what is!

Hym "Sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories? You're sitting in an air conditioned office and lying about the actual reason behind the drone strikes."

by Hym Iam December 3, 2025