nasty conrad

A sexual act where a condom filled with spaghetti is forcefully shoved down the urethra of the male while another goes up the rectum

"I may have had a nasty Conrad last night, but after that I got the loud sex

by Pbarlow358 September 5, 2016

Kevin Conrad

Kevin Conrad is a cutie with a booty. He knows a lot about animals and nature. He is super punny and knows how to work with his hands in and out of the garage. When in a relationship, Kevin Conrads are loyal and respectful. If you happen to find a free range Kevin Conrad, lock him down because he a great husband and a dreamy dad!

“Did you see the ass on that DILF?”

“Damn that must be Kevin Conrad!”

by Honeycrispapple November 23, 2021

A Conrad

Cappuccino and Amaretto after dinner drink

I would like a Conrad after this delicious meal.

by CraftyMomof4 July 17, 2022

ani conrad

short ass mf with long toes and likes to suck on her long toes

-did you hear about what ani conrad did?

- no what was it?
-she sucked on her long toe until it was brown

by bargol July 28, 2022

ben conrad

A Ben Conrad is typically a male that is blonde. His mother is probably a teacher, more specifically a math teacher. Ben Conrad is very very gay

ben conrad has a massive horn

by Bjorn_Booferwater April 24, 2023

to pull a conrad

To do something an asshole would do

John really knows how to pull a Conrad when it comes to dealing with kids, just last week he stole candy from a baby

by Captainpankek May 27, 2016