Completely Clunged

To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Must not be confused with simply 'clunged' which is to only have had sex once.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?

Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.

Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?

Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!

Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.

Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Completely Canadian Race

The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.

"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"

by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009

Complicated

Indecisive about everything, at times cannot make up her mind. Using “Bye Felicia” is a key component to complicatedness.

Stop being complicated Alexis 🙄

by Child.Of.God January 10, 2018

largely complete

the term used to denote something that is never likely to be finished

<pm> hey si how are you getting on with that piece of work you said would take 2 days, 6 months ago
<si> oh its largely complete

see:
sagrada familia
war on terror
sydney opera house

by wiremu maunsell October 24, 2008

Completely fucking batshit loco

Past the point of insanity, past the point of rationality. Incorperates both the meanings batshit and loco but on a much higher scale. Just losing it, the day before or maybe the day you are commited permenantly to a mental asylum.

Jim: Yo dude, whats up?

John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen

Jim: WTF?!? what for?

John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco

by Yanosh July 24, 2008

depressed, complicated hipster act

An often repeated theatrical routine performed by certain types of hipsters, which is consciously and meticulously rehearsed in advance. While everyone experiences depression, and experiences it in different ways, hipsters often seek to externalize their negative emotions in a manner designed to give the impression that they are more complicated and interesting than the everyday, garden variety hipster. Recurring themes include: sprinkling conversation with Keats references, wearing tight-fitting and threadbare Joy Division t-shirts, and getting inebriated on expensive cognacs every single night of the week. As with all hipster routines, the ‘depressed, complicated hipster act’ is nothing more than a tiresome fashion aesthetic, as well as a pretentious, stilted attempt at projecting a unique persona.

Normal dude #1: Should we call Simon and see if he wants to grab a burger and a few beers?

Normal dude #2: Actually, Simon doesn’t eat anymore—it’s his latest thing. And, no, don’t call him. I’m getting tired of his depressed, complicated hipster act. We can’t afford to drink in his bars, anyway.

by Morrish Windshor June 1, 2011

complete cunt

as in "Begbie" from "Trainspotting"

“It’s a load ay fuckin shite n it’s gittin oan ma tits so shut the fuck up or yi’ll git yir fuckin mooths burst.”- Renton quoting Sick Boy quoting Begbie.

from:"Porno" by Irvine Welsh. 2002

by Mr Magoo January 30, 2004