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Splenitude Complex

It’s a behaviour commonly seen manifesting in medium to low ranking social acquaintances, the subject displays an almost instant but thankfully temporary improvement in social skills.

They idolise their adversaries and practice the art of mockery, they often size up males once thought to be untouchable or someone to respect and engage in verbal battle. Some times higher ranking members of the social elite begin to accept this change and reward the individual for their self proclaimed promotion.

Thankfully this spell of success is always short lived and the acquaintance is normally physically inept to prevent the decent back to their natural order.
Generic High Ranker: Anyone heard from Splenum today?

Generic Low Level Acquaintance: I’m here I’m just sick of your shit!

Generic High Ranker: Ooooooooh! Get back where you belong we'll have none of that "Splenitude Complex" in this collective thank you!

Etc etc!
by NMFTW September 1, 2010
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Saint complex

Somebody that feels guilty about something in/from their past.
His/her saint complex was a way for him/her to convince himself/herself that he/she had nothing to hide from anybody.
by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021
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Godkiller Complex

A person who loathes people who have a God Complex and finds no greater joy than in metaphorically ripping off their wings, casting them off their cloud down to earth and showing them just how weak, pathetic, vulnerable, and very human they are.
The Banker has a serious God Complex. He thinks he can do whatever he wants to and get away with it. He thinks he's untouchable. Normal people would just shrugged it off and and say things like "what can you do?" and go on about their lives. But me? I have a Godkiller Complex and I ain't letting shit slide.
by TGK-CSR September 14, 2019
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Mulan Complex

Having the innate and undeniable urge to accommodate every loved one (and sometimes even non-loved ones) out of filial duty and moral obligation.
example 1 - Because of her Mulan complex, she went to war pretending to be a boy to take her father's place in the army to save his life.
example 2 - Uman wants to just text her ex-boyfriend to tell him "Sayonara, I'm moving to London", but her Mulan Complex stopped her and she had to set up a face to face meeting to properly say goodbye, even though it's totally unnecessary and annoying for her.
by eebival May 20, 2015
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Snufkin Complex

When someone tends to frequently and suddenly leave with little to no warning, based on Snufkin from The Moomins, a vagabond that tended to disappear for up to half a year.
Person 1: Hey, this party is pretty good right 2?
Person 2: It's minnow season *leaves*
Person 1: wtf
Person 3: Don't worry about it, they just have a Snufkin Complex
by The Doctor Sex. June 12, 2022
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Food complex

When one person has had a lack in food/nutrition so they always give other people food
Aaron has a food complex from living in the projects for so long so he’ll be taking us out
by jetskibroccolai June 13, 2020
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needlessly complex

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
by FPB June 18, 2008
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