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code monkey

An affectionate term for a specific kind of underpaid, overworked (often by volition), increasingly underappreciated indentured servant, otherwise known as a Software Programmer.

Derrived from the Latin-Greek "Codex" and the Obsolete-Japanese "Donkey Kong San"
"Socrates says we're all just expendable code monkeys, sitting here in the late Tokugawa period. . ."
by Jiggy-Fly December 22, 2003
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choderboat

Similar to a motorboat, a choderboat is when a woman buries her mouth in a male chode and exhales while simulating the sound of a boat engine while rapidly shaking her head from side to side.
Last night when your girlfriend was blacked out, she gave me a choderboat for 20 minutes before she passed out.
by El Dollar July 9, 2007
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Hard Dickens Cider

Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.

A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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Going Code

An act of going up the wrong side of the stairs. Most commonly used in two-story schools, stairs with rails, and buildings. It gives you a thrill like no other because you are breaking a rule of going up a side of the stairs that you should only be going down, not UP. A tradition at some schools that will carry on throughout the United States. Must be done when given the opportunity. Came from the the book King Arthur and the Code of Chivalry.A fairly new phase, but has spread through cities.
by ONHERE July 8, 2009
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Best Friend Code

The unwritten rules of friendship. Never have a relationship with someone your best friend has feelings for. Never sleep with your best friend's exes, no matter what they say. Even if they say it's okay and they approve, don't do it if you are a true friend. And if you do, you're not a true friend.
Stephanie had strong feelings for this guy she once pretended to hate, yet her best friend completely overlooked this by disobeying the best friend code and having a relationship with him. Now they are no longer friends.
by BrokenSoulStartingOver August 25, 2009
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mountain dew code red

When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010
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Code Shirley

When one's alcoholic beverage is running low and they shake their bottle or glass in order to solicit their spouse or partner to bring them another beverage, this person is deemed to have a "Code Shirley." The phrase was coined by an amazing band from Stillwater, OK.
Marsha, Chad has a Code Shirley; go get him another beer.
by BeanBoi June 23, 2019
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