The act of wasting your very existance by way of partaking in stupid bullshit activities that, tho enjoyable because of the sheer nature of stupidity involved, will simply never get one ahead in life. But screw that with a limp whole grain noodle because that was never the point anyway.
Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Examples include farting in your friends lunchbox. Talking shit about others because of your own lack of self assuredness, and/or spending ones entire life playing basketball even tho you are a 5 foot 10 white guy that cant jump who's biggest talent is smoking doobies and pud whacking until your essential organs look like a lil smokie with two blue raisins that a homeless person might pick out of the trash behind the outlet mall for sup. Dont even get me started on the fish flavored mayonnaise.
Billy shits in the urinal at Wal Mart and cackles up a storm.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!
He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
The poor janitor Bob, gets called from his lunch of ham and cheese hot pockets and fruit gushers for clean up on aisle shithouse and immediately upon seeing said monster loaf in pis pot exclaims "fuck these Dipshits and thier ass clownery!" I quit!
He finishes his hot pocket and goes back behind the store to share his last 2 gushers with the homeless guy. They become best friends and experiment with dumpster sex later that night in the misty harbor air with two unkempt sea men from across the bay.
by Cap'n Cuuunt. February 8, 2019
Get the Ass Clownery mug.The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.
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Foolishness on a whole different level. Mostly used for individuals who committed tom foolery beyond tom foolery, or to call out someone for being outlandishly stupid.
by vincanator_high_voltage May 5, 2022
Get the Tom clownery mug.Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
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Get the momentary clowning-around license mug.There is no definitive meaning. The interpretation is up to anybody. The beauty of this phrase is that it can means so many different things ranging from innocent to down right diabolical. At one minute it could me that you are a clown performing clown stunts at a circus or a children's birthday party, another minute it could mean that you are committing illegal activities that are completely irrelevant to the subject of clowns. The choice is yours...
"I just finished creating my brand new Instagram account. Now what should I type into my bio that will express to others that I like to frequently have sex, shoot guns, scam people for there credit cards, and spread misinformation on the internet without actually saying it...? Ooh! I know!" *simply types: 'I be clownin'*
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