closie

Self Portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.

Bro she's cute but she has to be fat. All her profile pictures are closies.

by Sean Ried April 10, 2015

Maria Clotilde

A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.

A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.

by izzy_15 September 5, 2020

Clotilde

Probably from France or Belgium.
Addictive smile and has a super witty sense of humor. She has that silent charisma that will make you at ease in every situation. Non judgmental as hell, always up for new adventures. Loves a confy outfit.

Wow, these sneakers are so Clotilde…

by the one you wouldn’t expect November 22, 2021

Cloribis

When marijuana is transported from state to state while being shipped in laundry detergent or fabric softener.

I smoked a bag of weed that tasted like Clorox bleach. Naw man, that's just cloribis.

by The Notorious BIC September 30, 2007

claticatismilcation

the action of not talking to weird, bitches that make one's self unhappy.

I used my good instict and claticatismilcation and stopped talking to that girl.

by reasonable ricky February 10, 2010

clobinson

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.

Andy is so clobinson!

by Amykg123 November 6, 2010

clatiphy

The act of fondling a person's breasts. If you only try to fondle the person's breasts but are rejected it is spelled clatify. If you try and succeed it is spelled clatiphy.

Many women become sexually aroused when you clatiphy them. I tried to clatify my girlfriend but she wouldn't let me because we were in public.

by CultofDoors667 November 26, 2014