Self Portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.
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A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.
by izzy_15 September 5, 2020
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Addictive smile and has a super witty sense of humor. She has that silent charisma that will make you at ease in every situation. Non judgmental as hell, always up for new adventures. Loves a confy outfit.
Addictive smile and has a super witty sense of humor. She has that silent charisma that will make you at ease in every situation. Non judgmental as hell, always up for new adventures. Loves a confy outfit.
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Get the clobinson mug.The act of fondling a person's breasts. If you only try to fondle the person's breasts but are rejected it is spelled clatify. If you try and succeed it is spelled clatiphy.
Many women become sexually aroused when you clatiphy them. I tried to clatify my girlfriend but she wouldn't let me because we were in public.
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