Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.

Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.

by Tom and Michelle May 22, 2008

Snoop Clogg

When Snoop Dogg clogs your toilet.

John: Ew, oh my god your toilet is disgusting! What happened?

Oliver: I invited Snoop Dogg and he left a big Snoop Clogg...

by GotAFuckingUsername September 8, 2015

clog

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

by J Zee June 24, 2009

Clever Clogs

A Dutch detective drama.

I'm going to watch Clever Clogs tonight. On my TV.

by ehrgeiz June 7, 2009

Flog the clog

When a toilet becomes so full of shit you have to use your hand to punch and rip away all of the toilet paper and crap blocking the tube in the toilet.

Koolandria was so fed up with plunging her clogged toilet that she decided the only way to fix the problem was to flog the clog.

by Static1432 October 23, 2009

clogged drain effect

eating a dead animal out of a womans vagina and then throwing it back up in her mouth

"wow, when i found out you like the clogged drain effect, i thought of you in a whole new prospective

by andy w. cary nc March 2, 2005

clog

(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

by DMurphy May 1, 2008