Cliftonize

1. To completely and utterly destroy or dismember something. This is usually done out of childish rage or during a temper tantrum.
2. To talk a big game and give the appearance of a V.I.P. Only to then follow it up with pathetic results.

1. Brett: "Seriously man, I just Cliftonized that Weed-Whacker for the hell of it."
Kenny: It shouldn't have been talkin' all that smack. It got what it deserved.
2. Clifton: I'm gonna give that chunky dinner whore the ride of her life.
Brett: You better load up on Viagra or she will just feel Cliftonized like all other pathetic supposed hotties that laughed when you couldn't get it up.
Clifton: Shut up you Gay Douche Bag, she showed me her thong, she wants it. Cool Beans.
Brett: Shut the F*** up, you're such an ass clown. You'd better ask her how much she charges before you get so excited. Make sure you inquire about the minutes package. Those last 57 minutes of the hour will be quite ackward for both of you.

by Junk-in-the-Trunk February 26, 2008

Clintonization

The assassination, murder, or mysterious, quesitonable disappearance or death of a person or persons that have evidence to charge, prosecute, or deface Hillary or EX-President Bill Clinton.

All the parnters associated with Hillary Clinton's real estate scandal were victims of Clintonization.

source http://prorev.com/legacy.htm

ARKANSAS SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME

- Number of persons in the Clinton machine orbit who are alleged to have committed suicide: 9
- Number known to have been murdered: 12
- Number who died in plane crashes: 6
- Number who died in single car automobile accidents: 3
- Number of one-person skiing fatalities: 1
- Number of key witnesses who have died of heart attacks while in federal custody under questionable circumstances: 1
- Number of unexplained deaths: 4

by - Red-Blooded Patriot October 19, 2008

Clinton

A talented individual. Probably gifted at one of the arts. Has a bad mouth but cares about you on the inside. Clinton's just aren't great at being transparent with how they feel. If you know a Clinton give them a hug (or a drink) because they most likely need it.

"Yeah man...he's such a Clinton."

by Ballslurpee August 31, 2020

Bill Clinton number

The number of people a person has had sexual intercourse with. So called because according to Bill Clinton, oral sex isn't sex.

Her Bill Clinton number is 4.

by halcyontrooper April 2, 2011

clitonic

When you and her clitoris are "just friends": a relationship between two people where you are just friends, but go down on her occasionally.

Oh, no, there's nothing serious between the two of us- it's strictly clitonic.

by Thursday's Child January 16, 2009

Flora St (Clifton/Cincinnati)

The drunkest street located off of "The Cut" in Cininnati/Clifton OH. A place were many people gather but dont remember leaving. Most likely weed, vodka, beer, whiskey, and Svedka are involved. There is at least a "Flora Brawl" once a week. synonyms/also confused with : black out drunk,gettin it in,kegger with handle of whiskey,andUC.

I dont remember last night..where did we go? Flora St (Clifton/Cincinnati)?

by Clifton Drunk April 24, 2011

Clintonized

Using a cigar for other purposes than smoking.

Monica was clintonized by her boyfriend and she enjoyed it!

by wordmaven October 14, 2005