cincinnati sunglasses

When someone you care about defecates on both of your eyes and across the bridge of your nose.

"Honey, would you give me a pair of Cincinnati Sunglasses?"

by Tyrone Jerome March 5, 2014

A Cincinnati Breakfast

A meal consisting of two eggs, a side of goetta and two slices of buttered rye toast. This meal can be eaten at any time of day.

A. What are you having?
B. I will have a cincinnati breakfast.
A. How would you like your eggs?
B. Over easy and the goetta crisp. Oh, and a coffee.

by maxxavier November 13, 2021

Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

Cincinnati slap

An upward open handed slap across the face, Immediately followed by a back handed slap across the opposite side of the face

DAAAMN DID YOU SEE JOEL BELL GIVE THAT CAT A CINCINNATI SLAP!!!

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Cincinnati Shake

When you have a turd that hasn't dropped and you stand over someone's face and shake to make it drop.

I gave Jenny a Cincinnati Shake last night.

by Mr. Doesn't Give a Shit June 6, 2015

cincinnati clam

When you are doing it doggie style, pull out, cum in your hand then slap her in the face.

-Z

Last night I was banging your mom and she asked me to give her a Cincinnati Clam.

by Sgt. -Z May 2, 2016

cincinnati sandpaper

When a girl who usually shaves has let her pubic hair grow out for a few days.

My face is completely raw from her cincinnati sandpaper.

by Charyk May 9, 2019