Chaperphone

A chaperphone is a good friend who can't come along on a date or other activity, but will call you or text you at least once, but often multiple times, to make sure you're not in trouble.

I have a blind date tonight, and I think it's going to be awful. Will you be my chaperphone and call me or text me at 9 so I have an excuse to leave? or... I know I'm married, but I want to hang out with this hottie tonight. Will you chaperphone me every half hour so I stay out of trouble?

by TwoMirrors July 23, 2010

Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"

"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads

by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014

Chaped

Chafed and chapped nippled...

When I naired my nipples I had a bad case of chaped... my nipples hurt so bad and are bleeding. Sure wish my nipples were not chaped!

by Watchjonbeep July 2, 2017

Chapelling

To look at someone else’s phone and read their messages without them knowing.

“Stop chapelling James.”

by Byorden April 20, 2018

Chapanya

Shiphtur`s alias
Famous League of Legends player and streamer

Cha Cha Cha Chapanya

by Financially independetly June 20, 2018

Chap Trap

This happens when you bite your lip because it's either itchy or dry, or both, and then everyone who sees you doing it mistakes you for being a fuckboy

Shoot! I'm in a Chap Trap...!

by high cholesterol child December 7, 2018

Chaperone

A person in a group designated to be sober so that order can be sustained. This is especially common in large groups or with use of substances that affect decision-making skills.

Tom: Yo brad hit this!
Brad: I’m a chaperone fuck off!

by HeeshGreesh October 19, 2020