chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.

did you just eat a chopped off dick

by bwebe August 31, 2016

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully

Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm

by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Chopped jeans

When something that is regularly bad has a rare connivence where it is good.

Bro my chipotle today was chopped jeans

by Gummy5 June 16, 2022

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening

He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.

by big gheski October 19, 2022

chopped soyed

A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember

Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.

Yeah bro chopped soyed

by Smithy’s wisdom May 12, 2023

Chopped cheese

It means that a person is extremely unnatractive.

Good lord that bitch is chopped cheese

by ermshit December 11, 2023

Chopped gyatt meat

Comparable to calling someone cooked, done for, or washed up.

Person 1: "Bro I haven't done my assignment yet its due in 20 mins!"
Person 2:"Yea you're chopped gyatt meat bud"

by CharlesGremmyG November 4, 2024