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chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
did you just eat a chopped off dick
chopped off dick by bwebe August 31, 2016

chopped salad

chopping salad is another reference to sticking your entire mouth on a males penis, respectfully
Susie: You want a chopped salad?
Andres: Yes, maybe tonight around 11pm
chopped salad by sun-fluh February 22, 2021

Chopped jeans

When something that is regularly bad has a rare connivence where it is good.
Bro my chipotle today was chopped jeans
Chopped jeans by Gummy5 June 16, 2022

chopped and screwed 

Over with
Not happening
He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.
chopped and screwed by big gheski October 19, 2022

chopped soyed 

A new level of drunk moments before you black out from boarder line alcohol poisoning you look up and your mate and say “I’m chopped soyed” and that’s the last thing you remember
Did you see Sam last night we was chopped.

Yeah bro chopped soyed

Chopped cheese 

It means that a person is extremely unnatractive.
Good lord that bitch is chopped cheese
Chopped cheese by ermshit December 11, 2023